Recorded @ apt 109 Arnaz Dr, LA, CA in October 1994. mixed by Kurt Matlin and Dan "The Automator" Nakamura @ the Glue Factory, SF, CA
I had some confinement with the sex lyrics and needed to make a pungent record where i had to get everything off my chest . I felt like i was pumping iron on this song, really buggin' out lyrically.-Keith
I put this track together around the same time I made the beat for Sex Style, so i would say it's like it's sonic little brother. This song was so harsh lyrically I was thinking it took "Plucking Cards" (from the UltraMagnetic's Funk Your Head Up Album) to a whole new level. Keith kicked a lot of true stuff in it ,and the truth can hurt.-Kurt
lyrics
Kurt: Yo Keith what up this is DJ Kutmasta Kurt, you know i get about 82 thousand 3 million records in the mail, but now i can only play about 2, what's up with that?
There are 8 billion 2 thousand white black records
They on my scrotum they should be on wack records
I know the industry is wet like a labia
Everybody's crazy gone hysterical
Def Jam flopped the whole Epic was a miracle
M.C.'s came psycho, toy like Tyco
Poppin' that weak shit like Myers you ain't Michael
I left my sons in space behind years ago
Coco puffs your crew remind me of a Cheerio
You're like a condom an old piece of dried up sperm
Don't try to mess with me, you rappin' fuckin' germ
M.C.'s come up they call themself now Papa
I'm entertained watchin' prime time do do droppa
You dissed the naked man, you ain't the boss man
I run over panties and heads with a Range Rover
I kid nap Amy grab my tapes back from Marc Genova
And stick an enema pipe right into Faith Newman
You think I'm Lincoln, Abraham, or Harry Truman
Chorus:
You get yours, cum smeared all in your face
You get yours, tell me how it tastes?
(Repeat 3x)
One two, one two copycats sound like my wife
You on my balls kiddie style man sound like Phife
I'm illin' tonight, you see me stand with Suge Knight
You rappers are scared, now wet rectums get tight
You might as well sing a simple song like you're Brandy
You wanna be down, put panties on I'll call you Sandy
Like Stu watchin' his back, yo that shit is fine
Hold 'em and piss David Berk wanna blow his mind
Shootin' the jizm, M.C.'s lightin' stinkin' Izm
Awe that stink put that out, man that blunt shit
I'm on some cunnalingus, women know that cunt shit
Gimmick experts your logo's won't make it work
As Monica Lynch about the Flinstones
Niggas still lickin' my dick like chicken bones
Who's on wax with pumps on wack soundtracks?
Lisa Cortez or Ed shoulda called me
Russell and Lyor, Andre know that shit would bore me
Look in your Rolodex Naked Man i come and flex
Tie up your anus rectum piece, brothers heads are next
Girl rappers lick my ass before they're most famous
You name 'em all I gave abortions with hangers
"Spread 'em easy people this won't hurt..."
Chorus X3
You ran to Pete Rock, you ran to Premier
With New York sounds, Professor couldn't save your career
Watch your ass Ducket, play me out like Dave Gossit
M.C.'s should quit or sign with Tuff City
I left management and Alex, fuckin' tough titty
I went to Hammers house some people didn't know me
Dave Jacobson was lying, what the fuck he just told me?
Lookin' back at Tom Silverman's convention
Money was made and counted for, not to mention
Laminates don't cost much, that shit is cheap
Like nigga's tryin' front at Jack the Rapper every week
Don't try that hand shake shit my dick is more legit
You get yours, cum smeared all in your face
You puppets on Jive with budget tryin' a stay alive
Suckin' the dick twice of owner kid Barry Weiss
You like red dirt the two faced alcoholic
Chorus x3
Answering Machine; Sunday 11:37 pm
Kurt: Yeah now that's what I'm talkin' about
I think I should just take these records and start an ash tray business
Or maybe I'll uh just donate 'em to the Goodwill, (huh huh) at least it's a tax write off
Aight man, peace
credits
from Sex Style Unreleased Archives,
released November 6, 2007
Produced by KutMasta Kurt for Funky RedNeck Productions
Kool Keith began his rap career with the group Ultramagnetic MCs. After the release of Critical Beatdown, Thornton was
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