Recorded and Mixed at The Glue Factory, San Francisco, CA in February 1994 by Kurt Matlin and Dan "The Automator" Nakamura
This was in the beginning surface of my total relation to sex and my music. I had the chorus written for this one kinda before i had the verses-Keith
This one was recorded during Keith's first recording sessions in the Bay Area, which eventually lead us to both move LA later that year. I remember Toni called to check in and ask how it was going and Dan replied in a super hero tone "Prepare When I Come With No Underwear"...I could hear her cracking up from the other side of the phone. That sentence said it all.-Kurt
lyrics
Yeah she lookin' good from back there. I know her I went to high school with her.
Check this out, one time when I get time...um hum
Yo girl, take off them drawers let's get busy
I'm the road wrecker, they say "yo who is he?"
Put on your boots and your fly little G-String
Like Snoopy Dog said, it's a G thing
I gotta flip your lid, you turn dog style
69, I grind, you come frog style
C'mon freak, I know you swing it every week
Your sticky underwear soggy in the west heat
Don't let me come out to Oakland in a Frisco
I don't care where, even in a disco
You pack panties and call your friends up
I put you on the hood, now crank you Benz up
You know the flavor it's titty, titty bang, bang
This ain't no cartoon, chitty chitty bang, bang
Wash the cootie cat, watch the booty rat...yeah you know what?
Chorus: Prepare, when i come with no underwear
(Repeat 3x)
Prepare when i come
Now you actin' up, I got the grease up in the bottle
Come and get the work out you hot momma model
You do aerobics, you gonna have to bend over
Smack that butt, no rubbers bring ten over
Stop squeezing your lips and your legs together
I wear my latex suit right in the bad weather
I let my seat vibrate, you on my motorcycle
I have you buggin' and flippin' on your own cycle
You say, man oh Keith yo my kitten hurt
Let's get on the grass and rugged dirt
You know I'm gentle girl easy no pain to be
I heard you like it form the back coming anally
Let's get a cheap hotel, let's get a cheap motel
I got no time for show and tell
You better step up girl with clean panties
Don't forget your Norforms girl
Chorus: (Repeat 6x)
Yeah I'm standin' naked in the bathroom
Sweepin' your panties with a dust pan and broom
You leave a barrel of drawers I still sniff 'em
Yo Kurt stand back I need a tow truck to lift 'em
I got lotion to pump and more Vaseline
My fantasy to freak a honey using gasoline
I know I scheme on 'em just like a pro
If Dawn was home i'll send my role to En Vogue
I make ya jump up and down, yo Keith wind me up
I'm in the closet, yo Keith come and tie me up
I know you girls out there, I know you like it well
I like pancakes, I wonder how that cat smell?
We in the dark, yo quick yo pull 'em to the side
Yo make it snappy, your mom's waitin' in the ride
You better go home, get ready with the masengil
I'm comin' naked, meet me on the hill!
Chorus: (Repeat 8x)
That's right, prepare when i come with no underwear
Everywhere. look around as I dare, you stare
This ain't no drum you tap the snare
This ain't grey bear, look around, smell the air
Prepare when i come with no underwear!
credits
from Sex Style Unreleased Archives,
released November 6, 2007
Produced By KutMasta Kurt for Funky RedNeck Productions
Kool Keith began his rap career with the group Ultramagnetic MCs. After the release of Critical Beatdown, Thornton was
reportedly institutionalized in Bellevue Hospital Center. However, he later said that the idea that he was institutionalized came from a flippant remark made during a stressful interview and he never expected the story to become so well-known....more
