Recorded @ apt 109 Arnaz Dr, LA, CA in October 1994. mixed by Kurt Matlin and Dan "The Automator" Nakamura @ the Glue Factory, SF, CA
This was one of my first 808 beat recordings. I wrote this track thinking of chevrolets with big sounding speakers. The lyrics were riding and bouncing on the song...I was riding around naked on my motorcycle and the greyhound bus, with an ill porn story.-Keith.
I would say that living on the west coast gave Keith the opportunity to try some new musical styles he liked, but wouldn't have done if he stayed in NYC. We had Michelle and her friend Noah play the girls on the song. Those mouthed motorcycle sounds Keith did still kill me!-Kurt
(Mouthed Motor-Cycle Sounds)
Girl One: Oh my god girl look is that Keith riding on that motor cycle?
Girl Two: Uhhh he's naked!
Girl One: That niggas nasty
Girl Two: Yep
I got my male g-strings, my tiger stripey underwear
Gettin' ready with my rubbers out I have to pull my tuffers out
Look at lovey dovey let me lick your legs
Then taste the pretty clitty, tour naked through your city
I see 'em changing faces, i have to poke 'em up
Turn that butt dog-style, watch it let me stroke 'em up
Leave that ass hanging, facing pointin' at the ceiling
I'm takin' drawers off, your lace panties keep revealing
You suckin' candy, erotic toys a come in handy
Lick my dog and jerk my dick with this Vaseline
Hold it, lick it, you never done it, girl what you mean?
I'm on the seat drinkin' wine doin' a 69
You my love with titties out, you moan scream and shout
I got your car wet, you bet that you fuckin' sweat
Erotic ride, cruz let me lick your shoes
I'm in the paper naked, posin' in the daily news
Continue lickin' that body piece your pussy needs a stickin'
You on my dick sittin', waitin' for the train
It's 3 o' clock the Amtrak it hasn't come yet
Round and round we fuckin' steady on the grey-hound
The bus driver double teamed with a screw driver
You on the floor with passengers people cheering more
I'm wearing latex, my suits girls wearing capes
I'm lickin' stomachs up with peaches some filled with grapes
Pouring soda down ya spine between your panty line
With your leather thongs, that Dallas Texas ass is mine
I'm rubbin' syrup puttin' chocolate all on my body
You got the taste for me, well come on lick it hottie
Back and fourth you don't moan, I make you fuckin' cough
Don't take them panties off, pull 'em to the side
When I roll down the highway, I throw your legs up as we ride
Exotic fingers rubbing anal grease in your butt
Bring dildo's out the sperm 'ill satisfy erotic slut
Jammin' bats and base balls down your asshole
You scream in pleasure on the bus in the rainy weather
Once again I left the Port Authority naked
Chorus: (Repeat x3)
Super parties I come exposed in the limosine
I pick up two cans, I like the smell gasoline
Lightin' matches in the back seat, our bodies heat
I'm kissin' lips rubbing motor oil on your hips
The chuffer's drivin' I'm in that crack pussy divin'
It's hot in Miami, four girls start to suck my jammy
A she-male drag queen stops and fucks the driver sammy
I'm watchin' two films and starin' in one
Not old fashioned, with cans of gas havin' fun
Wakin' up pumpin butt, I'm still ridin'
3 girls at the light cover up, I ain't hidin'
I threw my drawers, and pissed out the window
Chorus: (Repeat x5)
(Mouthed Motor-Cycle sounds)
Girl One: That nigga is so triflin' i hope that mutha fucka freezes his dick off
Girl Two: How's he gonna ride around butt naked in front of all these kids?
Girl One: Wait, wait and he got the nerve to be wearin' a helmet
Girl Two: He needs to be arrested
Girl One: I can't believe he has no respect
Kool Keith began his rap career with the group Ultramagnetic MCs. After the release of Critical Beatdown, Thornton was
reportedly institutionalized in Bellevue Hospital Center. However, he later said that the idea that he was institutionalized came from a flippant remark made during a stressful interview and he never expected the story to become so well-known....more