Recorded and Mixed at The Glue Factory, San Francisco, CA in February 1994 by Kurt Matlin and Dan "The Automator" Nakamura
When i went up to Santa Cruz, on the creepy highway 17 and the darkness, i was looking out the window at the tree's. Kurt told me about how there used to be a lot of serial killers at one time (back in the 70's) in these mountains.-Keith
When we first recorded the vocals on this song we (my friend and the art designer of this cd) James Reitano couldn't stop laughin' with Keith (he was too). I was saying man this has got to be the craziest song i've ever heard, and i'm producing it! I admit the track was sorta spaced out sounding (I believe i flipped this loop b4 Pete Rock dropped it) but I wasn't ready for the sickness he laid down on it. This song must have been the precursor to songs like halfsharkaligatorhalfman. Where he get's this stuff I have no idea, but it's pure genius, no doubt about it. -Kurt
lyrics
(Crazy Laughin') Yeah never less as i come in my green Cadillac with my purple cape un-circumcised with no rain coat, with no underwear, prepare for the Phantom
With yo big eyes ha huh ha huh, yeah
As I lyrical flip my body never wear underwear
Girls stare I pluck in they public hair
The masquerade i'm crazy with a switch blade
I cut jaws the face of a wild shark
I love Cal Can "Roof!" can a dog bark
I'll bite ya girl make a women catch rabies
Then eat Gerber from a jar like the babies
I like cereal, yo you Captin' Crunch
Juggle my jellybeans, Yo captain munch
I like roach spray mixed in my gin and juice
You better go get spray and make it strong
My tractor trailer, my private piece is quite long
Chorus: I look around the corner and see your big eyes
(Repeat 4x)
As I masturbate every time about 8
The last time I masturbated through the earthquake
I saw your picture girl Shirley Temple Jheri Curl
You walk around through a toilet and a do do world
I know the spokes are white a green Cadillac
Polka dot grey I'm satisfied I won't take it back
I need the mustard from the Whataburger
I spell it backwards I take my girl to king burger
You better rush on in an order fries
Before I get mad and start peein' in your eyes
Like Gomer Pile, "Surprise, Surprise"
You seen my drawers of course you see my rubber
No fat stretch marks I ain't the one you got the blubber
"What the hell am doin' I telling you that?"
Chorus: (Repeat 6x)
Missile check I'm aimin' four to your rectum
With mexican beans collard greens I respect 'em
You hold the apples while girls pull they pants down
I got a bottles of flies I'm throwin' ants down
Like Joe said one time I'm drinkin' straight rum
Chewin' they embryo, actin' like it's bubble gum
I get inside, bark and crank the truck
Cruz up the highway, you out there you stuck
You ain't the one I got no cables no goose
Look in the back I got no room, see my moose
I better hide what's left at 7 Eleven
Call the ranger, the phantom at 11
He got black boots and stains on my turtle-neck
My mink is yellow and tan female birds peck
I got no rags to clean I love the vomit
It makes me sexy, my underwear atomic
You smell the rose, I'm smellin' cookin' flower
I call your house and let it ring for an hour
I got to clean up my house set the mouse traps
I know one he's grey and cool and the mouse raps
I seen 'em seen 'em I seen 'em through peripheral vision
(Crazy Laughing)
Chorus: (Repeat 8x)
Yes, stop peepin' around in my window, I see you lookin'
I got no shades, he's comin' after me (More Crazy Laughing)
Yeah huh huh, I see you, stop peepin' in my windows
(Who's there) All my neighbors, I hear voices (Stay out my business)
Little people talkin' to me (More Crazy Laughing) Stay out my business
I be going to see the doctor tomorrow, (incoherent ramblings)
credits
from Sex Style Unreleased Archives,
released November 6, 2007
Produced by KutMasta Kurt for Funky RedNeck Productions
Kool Keith began his rap career with the group Ultramagnetic MCs. After the release of Critical Beatdown, Thornton was
reportedly institutionalized in Bellevue Hospital Center. However, he later said that the idea that he was institutionalized came from a flippant remark made during a stressful interview and he never expected the story to become so well-known....more
